Not that I am by any means a brunch expert but I consider myself well versed in the ways of brunch especially having been on both sides- guest and server. Consider these as my suggestions on how to brunch like a boss.1. Double-fisting: strongly encouraged. Brunch is for Saturdays and Sundays only. So, it's ok if you [...]
As I have stated for the record many times before, I reject most if not all things domestic. When it came time to furnish/outfit our new apartment, I went out to buy a shower curtain and came back with this. So, I'm sure you're dying to know what on earth Martha Stewart (aka the Queen of [...]
The pizza place downstairs gives you your money back on a Saturday night because you are such a loyal (weekday) customer even though you can't recall 80% of the food you've consumed from said establishment.Still not over the fact that this happened.
So, I'm sitting here at Whole Foods minding my own business and I'm watching (and judging) this girl who is silently weeping. I immediately have a number of thoughts on this.1. Having a meltdown in public in the city is not a big deal. In my hometown, if you were to display this type of [...]
I don't remember the last one year anniversary I celebrated. As of tomorrow, I will have been in the city for one year. Happy almost one year, New York. And what a year it's been. I've had my wallet stolen twice. I've lived in 3 different apartments in 3 different neighborhoods. I've had [...]
DOH= Department of HealthDear DOH,How dare you walk into the hottest new restaurant in town on a FRIDAY NIGHT and completely halt service for two hours so you can do your inspection. As if that weren't enough, you then proceed to sit down for dinner at said restaurant. Rude. Love,KelseyDear DOH,In no reality is the cuisine [...]
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."I always thought this was a Shakespeare quote. Is that just me? Turns out it was penned by a woman named Elizabeth Barrett Browning. I'm really glad I decided to become an informed citizen of the world and google the origin of this quote that I [...]
According to dictionary.com an adult can be defined in the following ways:- a person who is fully grown or developed or of age- a full-grown animal or plant- a person who has attained the age of maturity as specified by law<-- My face right now. In the words of Babe Walker, these definitions are rather unclear.So, in [...]
This is my attempt to convey what a struggle the past few days have been.I was a victim of a minor theft last weekend. And by minor I mean, my entire purse was stolen. The initial reaction was something like...And cancel your credit cards.Once I was no longer in financial danger/peril, it was time to get [...]
I'm coming to terms with the idea that people find my thoughts entertaining to the point where I should share them on the Internet for all to see.So here we go.