My Personal Manifesto

I think one of the most valuable assignments I had to do in college wasrewrite the lyrics to Cole Porter's "You're The Top".Just kidding.While that assignment provided insight to the trials and tribulations of lyricism,beyond that all it did was solidify the fact that I was not born to rewrite perfect lyrics.In all honesty, the [...]

You Win Or You Die

I will never forget the first time someone broke up with me. I was a freshman in high school and he did it right before I had to go onstage to perform for a packed audience of prospective students. I was playing Flounder in The Little Mermaid at the time (probably one of my most [...]

Three Little Words

When things are less than ideal, my usual strategy is to satirize the situation. I laugh it off or make fun of myself until I feel better. I go through phases where I'm convinced that I exist for the sole purpose of making people laugh in a schadenfreude kind of way.Every once in a while [...]

Juicing Through Life

If you are reading this, please take a moment to say a little prayer for the roomie and I as we embark on this masochistic quest commonly known as the five day juice cleanse.It all began while we were skimming Groupon and stumbled upon this little gem of a deal. On a computer screen, five [...]